I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
"why weren’t you at school today"
"my mum feels me"
once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones
this messed me up so bad
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
are we not going to talk about how Skrillex was in wreck it ralph for no god damn reason?
he wrote the hero’s duty song so i’d say he earned it
no he just showed up like “hey you punk ass disney dicks, put me in the movie or i’m gonaa shit on the carpet” and they were like “naw man we just fucking vacuumed don’t shit on the carpet” so they put skrillex in the movie so he did not shit on the carpet and thats the end of it